Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 20, 2008

sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 12, 2010

Sweater cheddar

The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt

OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍

by Sugartits6969 July 2, 2021

pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

sweater nigga

An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.

Awww fuck... sweater nigga's here..

by Sn123w November 26, 2018

clam sweater

Woman's pubic hair.

Similar reference to "lip sweater" which is a mustache.

Sally's sporting a thick clam sweater this Summer...it's time to trim the bush, mow the lawn, clear the landing strip, etc!

by dubbl4 August 7, 2008