sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person
Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.
by Abia May 03, 2010
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sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.
I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.
by Audrey El July 28, 2005
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Sweater cheddar

The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt
OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍
by Sugartits6969 July 03, 2021
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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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clam sweater

Woman's pubic hair.

Similar reference to "lip sweater" which is a mustache.
Sally's sporting a thick clam sweater this Summer...it's time to trim the bush, mow the lawn, clear the landing strip, etc!
by dubbl4 July 15, 2008
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sweater nigga

An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.
by Sn123w November 26, 2018
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pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs
Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
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