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seemon

The ingrediant of life
eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"
by Simon May 7, 2004
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semonti

1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
by Umeez August 30, 2008
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shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 8, 2005
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slemo

Slutty emo people people who usually hang out at the mall.
I was at the mall and a i saw a group of slemos hanging outside of the knife store.
by runningbacontree September 21, 2007
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shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.
by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005
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Summoning-the-genie

Verb:

1: Refers to when a male rappidly and aggressively rubs his dick with an open hand until something comes out.
"Mom, stay out of my room when I'm summoning-the-genie!!"
by Hawndarrzlinkplitzx February 27, 2018
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Summoning

im guna no life for a month and get 99 summoning first
by l33t money1 March 6, 2008
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