substitute person

1. A person who is the replacement for a significant other, relative, or friend that isn't around anymore.

2. Derived from a quote by Claire from Elizabethtown.

"You and I have a special talent," Claire says to Drew. "And I saw it immediately. We're the substitute people. I've been the substitute person my whole life. I'm not an Ellen a co-worker Drew was into. I never wanted to be an Ellen. And I'm not a Cindy either…I like being alone too much. I mean, I'm with a guy who is married to his academic career. I rarely see him and I'm the substitute person there. I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure."

"Since Anne just broke up with Joe, Emily is Joe's substitute person."

by XVIII December 9, 2008

subscript

a bunch of CG's brought up by Mexican's who sold crack on the streets to support the members of subscript's CS:S addiction

subscript CG's

by SaltoN1 November 11, 2010

substidude

A man working in the capacity of a substitute teacher. Usually claims that he enjoys "teaching" eighth graders how to color when their teacher is gone. Truthfully he is unqualified for most jobs and is able to maintain sobriety long enough to fill a position for the actual teacher who is hung over, having another baby or just needs a break from that grueling 6-7 hour workday for nine months in the year by taking personal days, vacation days or sick days allotted to them while all the way complaining about their salaries and benefits because they've never competed in the real world to know better.

student 1: "That substidude in Mrs. Meyers class is awesome. He sits cross-legged on the desk and we spend the whole period watching movies and talking about his kickass time in college. I friended him on FB."
student 2: "Mrs. Meyers should be coming back in a couple of months, you shouldn't get too attached to our substidude."

by jeff74008 November 25, 2010

subsband

A husband who is submissive/subservient to his wife, either sexually or in other respects to their relationship.

We could go out for drinks right now, but, as a subsband, I'll have to ask my wife for permission.

by arabob February 23, 2014

Subscribe to PewDiePie

"Subscribe to PewDiePie" is a phrase or clause (depending on how it is used) where one person is asking another to subscribe to the YouTube channel known as "PewDiePie".

As a clause:
Kevin: Subscribe to PewDiePie
Bob: I'm already subscribed
Kevin: Good.

As a phrase:
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by anonym0u$e August 16, 2023

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request

When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.

If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.

by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

Subscribe

Usually a term known as subscribing to someone on youtube, where you click that little yellow button in order to keep track of their newest videos and favorites. However people use it for other reasons such as:

- Trying to be at top of the subscribers list (On a popular channel most likely) to get a lot of views and pretty much a hundred subscribers overnight.
- To try your way at "The person with the most subscriptions" and get easy subs out of that. Many have thousands for example I have 4895 right now. Only a few (Such as classicusernames) have over 50000.
- To put someone at the top on your subscription list, just for a little gift of views and/or subscribers.

Dude i subscribed to "michael jackson" and now i'm at the top next thing i know, i get 350 subs.

by thelogicaldictionary January 18, 2010