Subconscious Boner Syndrome

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.

John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"

by joshpicillo January 11, 2015

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subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 22, 2014

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Subito Solus

"Suddenly Lonely" in Latin; The "Subito Solus" Phenomenon

Experienced when you are having multiple separate conversations with people over text and they simultaneously stop responding to you.

Dude: Your phone was blowing up before and now you haven't touched in 5 minutes, what happened?
Other Dude: Subito Solus, brah.

by The Juy August 26, 2017

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