slipping the gecko

A doggystyle move, were you slowly edge the female forwards untill she faces a corner, once in this situation, quickly remove the penis from the vagina and rapidly inser it into the anus. This will result in the female attempting to clamber up the wall due in a fashion similar to how a gecko climbs on a window.

Doing tegan last night was so fine, slipped her the gecko, should have seen the bitch jump!

Slipping the gecko is hilarious, but will quickly land you single, with no further sex.

by 300TT February 6, 2008

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Stribbing

Straight tribbing. When a woman humps a man's butt using her pubic bone / clitoris.

Whenever Timothy is the little spoon, Brenda always starts stribbing him from behind.

by Thick-Thunder April 26, 2022

within striking distance

When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.

Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.

by tomix1337 June 19, 2016

Counter-Striking

When a male forcefully fucks a woman, putting his penis inside of her (planting the bomb) and waiting for the explosion, whilst the women is trying to stop him (defuse the bomb).

Hey Jared do you want to do the Counter-Striking on that woman.

by Mecha Virgin January 17, 2021

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom

people who have no respect for history grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is often gay and explicit, this is too horny i dont like it it makes me wanna kill myself. PLS STOP MAKING USSR AND NAZI GERMANY RULE 34 I CANT I BNFGUIDFSGFIDSGDFUHDSGFUDSFUIDSAGFYSDGGVBUDM,GHASFVSDBAVFHSFVUKSAFBDISAFNKNS,RVCBUHKENFFYHFGVGUIFGUIFHKLGFYFGDRJHOBDGGHDFS. (and so the person who made this definition died from a stroke and shock, the end).

Yo the countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom is so horny my guy, they made my 1 month old brother die of stroke and shock.

by President_Noob March 26, 2023