Standing on Plastic

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

by Wingy July 11, 2006

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

streaking

The act of stripping down butt-naked and running across/in an area of some sort. Usually for the purpose of creating a ruckus and/or suiting the need to show no-no parts.

Jack: "I HAVE A STRANGE URGE TO SHOW MY PRIVATES AND WEE IN PUBLIC!"

Sam: "ME TOO! LET'S GO STREAKING!"

by octopus. quite August 10, 2012

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012