Shrek

Love and Life

I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much.

by Jub is love August 2, 2014

shrek 5

an anime based on a mythical being named shrek. a must see for any newcomers to anime.

dude, have you seen shrek 5 yet?

no, but i heard it's really good.

by th4t n3rdy 9uy November 27, 2016

Shrek: The Animated Series

A missed opportunity.

Remember Shrek: the animated series? Neither do I.

by meltedsnowman November 7, 2013

Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

shrekette

Really ugly ogre like female that could be compared to shrek

"whos the ugliest person here?" "yas all no who, fukin shrekette over there!"

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

shrekage

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015