Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

by KyShite July 1, 2021

Stranana

A delicious hybrid fruit stemming from the genetic makeup of Strawberries and Bananas. Its outward appearance is that of a regular Banana with a pinkish hue. When you peel back the skin, you are met with an ingenious blend that looks like a Strawberry but has the texture of a Banana and tastes like both. Made by crossing Strawberries, Bananas, and electricity, you'll have nothing short of an orgasm in your mouth when you try Strananas. SIDEFFECTS: You should stop eating strananas and seek medical attention if you experience any of the following: fever, itchy eyes, rash, upset stomach, flu like symptoms, shivers, blurred vision, perfuse sweating, diarrhea, nausea, indigestion, hearing loss (temporary or permanent), hallucinations, loss of one or many teeth, chronic nose bleeds, blindness, anal discharge, an erection lasting more than eight hours, numbness in extremities, loss of consciousness, heart failure, cardiac arrest, minor coma, narcolepsy, epilepsy, paranoia, slight to mild retardation, parkinsense disease, leukemia, brain tumors, liver failure, kidney failure, or sudden loss of life. NOTE: The FDA has not yet approved this product for use by any individuals other than those on death row.

"Dude, you can't eat that Stranana, you've got a heart condition!!"

by Bergalicious86 April 26, 2010

Strawnana

A combination of strawberry and banana, most likely to be used to describe a variety of smoothies or milkshakes.

Ellyn: I want a smoothie
Hannah: Of the strawnana variety?
Ellyn: Of the strawberry and banana variety, yes.

by Chuggernaught April 5, 2010

Straints

The best Call of Duty player ever alive. Better than anyone on MLG and Game Battles.

Yo that guy Straints is so good at Call of Duty, I wish one day I could be as good as him

by MLG Fourms March 4, 2011

stainage

personal characteristics such as body odour, bad breath, unusual ugliness, social awkwardness, a creepy stalkerish presence, etc, which make a person's presence intolerable to others

1. the other night when doug vomited on himself his stainage went through the roof and his girlfriend dumped him.

2. this girl was all over me but she had way too much stainage so i barred her

by yellowbeard12345 October 25, 2012

Email Strain

It started as a typo for ‘email chain’. It has been related to the shear number of emails one may receive on in given work day.

As in, “Boy, I sure have a case of ‘Email Strain’ today.”

by Mallogic July 9, 2009