Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo

I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!

by JunkyardJimbo88 May 27, 2005

Scorpulate

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.

"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

by Austin "Banal" Boyd July 27, 2008

The scorpion

when a female lays on a couch or bed in the spread eagle position with her butt slightly in the air so that the male may mount her in a gargoyle position so that the bottom of their thighs are touching. He may the begin to penetrate downward almost like a scorpion.

Guy 1: Hey, did you have fun with Lisa?

Guy 2: Yeah man, we did the scorpion right there on my futon!

by Shane O'c January 26, 2011

Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.

Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.

by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011

Slorp

The most passionate slurp someone could ever do. Way more intense than a normal slurp, it makes more of a "slorp" noise and is also loud enough to start or break any silence.

With one loud slorp, she had thrown the cinema into utter chaos.

by OhDamnSheHasBread February 4, 2019

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.

Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

by scootttttt June 4, 2005

starpoint

Eternal pit of hell, home to many demons, such as Mr. Walter, Mrs. Solly, and the supreme overlord, Mr. Chick, with his right hand man, Mr. Kline, who has many underlings.

Negative twenty degrees outside? Hah! Thats still good enough weather for school!

by IhateSchool January 16, 2004