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Stock Market Oopsie-Daisy

An almost stock-market crash.
In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.
by super.awesome.word.ninja April 30, 2021
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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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Stock Photo

A person so bland and basic to the point they look like a stock photo
Chloe is such a stock photo, literally no personality whatsoever.
by Rufus Seizure November 15, 2019
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stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.
TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*
by Alloa May 10, 2010
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stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.
Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
by akarod August 27, 2009
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stock powder [stock]

A flavored soup, sauce or gravy base; also refers to the powdered part of modern instant vegetable and noodle soups, etc.

Traditionally, homes kept huge pots of liquid simmering on their wood-stoves all-year-round. Instead of discarding vegetable peelings and tops, or throwing away bones and trimmings of meats, these were added to the "stock pot". Water was continually added, as necessary.

When a soup or sauce was being made, the cook would strain some of the liquid from the stock pot through muslin (or similar material) and then dilute and season this liquid appropriately for the desired recipe.

With the demise of always-hot wood-stoves in developed countries, dehydrated concoctions of herbs, spices, vegetables (and occasionally meats and fish) were created to replace the invaluable 'soup stocks'. Powders, cubes and thick pastes are all very popular.
vegetable stock powder stock: 'Vegeta'
by shopmeister April 22, 2011
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stock car

Chevy Cobalt that doesn't run. Has a Apexi Afc Neo - Vtec Controller. Get's fixed when everything works fine. Has no valid warranty.
Damn son, that stock car doesn't run again.

Why tune a stock car, when there is nothing to tune?

That stock car has a real tooner behind it.
by chrissm May 11, 2008
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