When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
Get the Polite Stiffymug. Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.
by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018
Get the Dicky Stiffymug. Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"
Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."
Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"
Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."
Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"
by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010
Get the Urban Stiffymug. A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
Get the morning stiffymug. by xd Joffrey September 1, 2018
Get the Blicky Stiffymug. by Just Roz July 18, 2009
Get the subway stiffymug. by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012
Get the Pop a Stiffymug.