Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"
The act of obtaining a steamroller and using it to flatten your partner's dick, then filling it with marijuana or tobacco and rolling it into a Cuban cigar, then shoving it up your partner's ass once lighting it.
verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.
related: owning
background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.