statutory rapesgiving

An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.

GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving

by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010

Stanton

1. term for describe extreme stupidity
2. used to describe soemone who likes ai lings
3. a soreloser with a circular spiral shaped penis

1. you are such a stanton
2. stop being a stanton
3. he is a stanton!

by stanton fans October 16, 2008

Statutory

When a 17 year old said yes ....

Statutory rape will get you 5 to 10 in the pen

by Zombiesafterme August 17, 2018

Stanton

A person who is underqualified for their job.

"Dude my english teachers an idiot"
"Reckon, he's a massive Stanton!"

by Andrew Sient July 23, 2008

Stanton

A school in duval county, where all the kids kick rocks. School mascot is the Blue devil.Speculation is they worship the devil that they call Mr. Blue. They are easily recognizeable at football games wearing a shirt that say we are the 12th man, people wonder whether this has corralation to their below average foot ball team.
Bad excuse for a "SMART" school.

"hey look at that nerd over there he is studying so hard" person a to person b
person b : " to bad his preprepregeometry for dummies book is upside down! he must go to Stanton"

by F student at Stanton March 18, 2011

Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

stanton

A really quaggy lame person, who has veins popping out of his head when he does a thunderous warren...

there's a vein - what a stanton

by Stefan gunn August 25, 2006