Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Layne Staley

A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.

Alice in Chains > Nirvana

Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain

Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.

by BOFH December 30, 2005

stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

by el greco January 22, 2007

Stalkerbook

A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.

Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"

by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009

Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

by The Luke Man August 25, 2009

Spaceface Stalker

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners

Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"

by DudeA March 24, 2009

Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005