The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008
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Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
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Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
Get the safety poo mug.1. A term used by many British cricket fans, doesn't really have a meaning they just find it useful to use it in the middle of sentances when they think its necessary but to everyone else it sounds like complete jiberish.
2. A word that is said by many teenage aussies imitating english cricket supporters about their accents and their ability to confuse you with the pronunciation of the simplest words.
2. A word that is said by many teenage aussies imitating english cricket supporters about their accents and their ability to confuse you with the pronunciation of the simplest words.
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AUSSIE FAN: Allright mate you got yourself a deal.
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AUSSIE FAN: Umm?
AUSSIE FAN: Umm okay mate, how much
BRITISH FAN: Well safeqouin there top notch seats so how about $15.
AUSSIE FAN: Allright mate you got yourself a deal.
BRITISH FAN: Oh safeqouin, i thought i would be out hear for hours trying to safeqouin away with these tickets.
AUSSIE FAN: Umm?
by sicklad1 December 28, 2010
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