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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Snaccent

The way you sound when you're speaking with a mouth full of food.
Bro, swallow your food. I can't understand you through your Snaccent.
by LameyLynn July 19, 2011
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SCACCHCB

Have you ever had a scacchcb?”
“No :(”
You’re missing out.”
by SCACCHCB January 28, 2021
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Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache
Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"
by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
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pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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