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An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.
my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.
starbucks by paco March 16, 2004
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Starbucks is a widely popular and overpriced coffee franchise.

Hipsters diss it and promote "going local", teenage girls Instagram pictures of their drinks every time they go there, and regular people buy their caffeine and work or study in the quiet atmosphere.
A person walks into Starbucks, buys a $4 frappe, and walks out the door silently judging girls taking selfies with mocha cookie crumbles
Starbucks by GritnGrind September 2, 2013
A Coffee shop, where after becoming famous, is not actually good coffee at all. An old lady in the back just shits in your cup, and that's it. You can also find people with glasses and laptops occupying the very limited seating space.
Hey, what did you do this morning?

Oh, I just went down to Starbucks to get some coffee

Dude, that sucks

yeah, I don't feel myself, when I think about it.
Starbucks by mr. master clone face December 19, 2013
Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.

It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.

Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
Starbucks by redzone1 March 28, 2009
An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.
Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
Starbucks by timmay October 15, 2004
A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
starbucks by Jonathan January 13, 2005
A High-end coffee shop. High prices and crappy coffee... don't ever expect to finda a regular coffee there its impossible.
Cahier: "Welcome to Starbucks how may i serve you?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
Starbucks by Shane W April 18, 2006