Squiter

Another name for mosquito

There are so many squiters

by Willham squire July 24, 2016

Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

squirtel

A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart

I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.

by Cyberwolf May 26, 2008

squirterboat

When a girl orgasms by way of oral sex and the giver rapidly turns their face from left to right, causing her ejaculated liquid to splash on his face and propeller outwards.

The final result should resemble that of a dog emerging from water and shaking itself to extract excess water.

I went squirterboat on that girl so hard, the walls were dripping.

by Nogimp May 13, 2019

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012