crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

by Susnaf January 7, 2008

squatch

The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.

That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.

by cag3287 November 5, 2010

Squatchin

When that bitch look like bigfoot. Looking like a hot mess, ratchet.

When that bitch look like bigfoot

"That bitch be squatchin."

by BlingBlingGalaxy November 1, 2015

stomp squatch

a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.

god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.

by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007

Scubba-Squatch

A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.

Get off my diving board you damn Scubba-Squatch!

by dudepics123go December 15, 2012

Squatchin’

The act of surviving in the unforgiving wilderness. Squatchin’ refers to Thebes ability to use Mother Nature to sustain ones self for the foreseeable future. Easily

Hey let’s do some squatchin’ this weekend. No phones, no internet, no nothing. Just us in the wild

by Squatch Brother January 22, 2018