spursed

To mess/fuck up.

"I was with my girlfriend when suddenly I Spursed up by calling her by my ex girlfriends name"

by Lamister January 10, 2015

Spurse

Derived from the Danish word 'spørgsmål' (pronounced spurse-mole), 'spurse' is a wildcard that can be used for want of a better word.

1) (Describing a situation, or describing an object) - That's a real spurse.

2) (In describing a person's temperament or situation, e.g, "He's fucked") - He's spursed.

2) (Raising a question or a noteworthy observation) - I have a spurse.

by The-Spice November 12, 2017

spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.

what your spurt count bruh?

by kam75xx February 6, 2019

growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5

Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT

by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Spursting

Smoking weed while chewing starburst.

Friend1: That last hit was pretty rough...

Friend2: Here try spursting, it makes smoking bearable with a fruity taste.

by NAdervoight October 9, 2010

spurbrisbia

A condition that afflicts bucking bulls after being spurred by a bull rider. Most bulls do not recover, thus ending their bucking career.

That bull is finished, he has spurbrisbia.
Rodeo contractors do not want bulls with spurbrisbia.

by Mom Smith April 14, 2019