spume

noun usually spoken with the word 'sea' before it (henceforth making it the word 'sea-spume') based on popular beliefs, when odysseus washed ashore upon phakia; long story short, odysseus became a victim of anal rape

dude, you got spumed to the face!

by cory...Imeanfartmasterflex October 26, 2003

spumant

A less discriminating noun to be used in place of faggot or retard. The adjective is spumante.

That kid is such a spumant.

by Jbucci February 2, 2005

spumante

Politically correct adjectival version of profanities directed derogatorily at specific racial groups, mental/physically-handicapped persons, or homosexuals.

Bad: She is so retarded!
Good: She is so spumante!

by Freakona February 2, 2005

deano spumoni

A cartoon representation of Dean Martin on the popular series "Ed, Edd, and Eddy."

Deano spumoni's comin' to town!!!!

by pwfdc February 24, 2010

spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005

spumped

the typo that results when you're trying to spell pumped but you can't see what you're typing====spumped

" I'm so spumped!"

" I was gettin' some spump, gettin' gettin' some spump"

by Spumpy September 3, 2008

Spumple

Someone who breastfeeds off an indonesian llama. Usually characterized by wearing sun glasses all the time because they breastfeed for so long that they don't see the light often. Worms usually breed in Spumple's anus'.

Look at that kid in the sunglasses, deff a Spumple

by The Ologist May 19, 2010