sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.

Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining

by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023

Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.

Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.

by Local barista August 8, 2023

spraying

to overly show affection to someone in public. to claim as your own. to be all over someone.

"man your like a dog, quit spraying her."

by pure p August 5, 2007

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012

'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.

After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

Ass Spraying

When you fuck a girl in her ass and then proceed to piss in her ass then when she sits up she farts out all the piss

Banging this slut in the ass I pissed in her then she just started Ass spraying

by Turtle Titan 4 August 19, 2016