spramote

The act of selling and promoting a product or service to others.

I can’t wait to spramote my new book.

Guy 1: What have you done to better mankind?
Guy 2: I spend my time spramoting happiness across the land.

Guy 1: That’s good.

by MJBK May 26, 2019

scramramper

The innerside of a fierce weasle when attacking a poor defenceless old woman on a street corner at night.

Justins grandma was attcked by a scramramper

by Hunter Philpot April 19, 2008

scramoose

A combination of scram and vamoose and my new favorite way to tell someone to go away.

You are really starting to annoy me. Now scramoose.

It's getting late and I have to work in the morning. Time for me to scramoose.

by SpaceDinosaur8000 September 22, 2016

Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

Scram Jones

Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.

Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones

by Frank obrian August 15, 2017

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015