Spracking

The act of realising how much of an idiot you are once you understand a simple concept you never understood.

1. (person 1) OHHHH I get it now
(person 2) You are spracking.

2. I'm sprackin' brah!

by Ahomcl April 26, 2011

spracker

moron/idiot/person of low intelligence

are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?

by Death Monk May 9, 2003

sprackermataterd

(Sprak-er-mer-tate-erd)1- the condition a tweeker (person who uses lots of methamphetamine) reaches when they have been up too long and /or many years worth of use which has now done permanent psychological damage. 2- whacked.

When Chip started talking to the little green men we knew he was totally sprackermataterd.

by Sharbiebarbie January 13, 2009

Sprank

Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"

Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.

That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

spalk

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."

by Jbags June 30, 2006

sprack

the act of, or resulting artwork when having liquid shits.

"I had to piss out my ass so bad i ended up with spack all over my underwear"
"Somebody spracked all over the back of the toliet seat"
"I walked in on Henry spracking all over the floor"

by Stanley Crapper October 20, 2008

sprack

A word that Israeli tourists use in America because they think it means something, they're not sure what it means, but think it makes them sound cool.

"I saw this guy I was dating awhile ago at a mutual friend’s b-day party. Later some of us were all gonna go to a bar together, but first I had to go drop some friends off who weren’t coming & I asked the b-day boy to come w/ me. So the guy I had been seeing saw that & then the next day writes me an email "Sprack John?" (the b-day boy). So I had to look it up on urban dictionary, lol, and now I’m confused what the hell he’s asking me!!!"

by Boring Aaron May 17, 2008