Spoonasm

The art of spooning between a man and a woman which ends up in sex and orgasmic climaxes all round.

Gareth cuddled into Sylvia in a spooning fashion and soon penetration followed ending in a good old spoonasm.

by Road Trip Tailback June 15, 2017

interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.

Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009

Spooning

The act of cuddling together with the little spoon's (the smaller person) back touching the larger spoon's (bigger person) chest. Excellent for establishing physical intimacy. It is a good idea for the big spoon to rub the little spoon's shoulder while spooning.

Mark was spooning his boyfriend as a prerequisite to making love.

by MF & HJ March 11, 2011

spoonsy

A person who used to laugh at a joke about spoons and wendys so much that his/her acquaintances decided to call him/her spoonsy for probably the rest of his/her life. These people are also known as spoons, spooners, spounsy, or the occasional ralphie. This person may also enjoy computers and have an addiction to WoW Not to be confused with someone who is good in bed. (Although they may be)

Kid 1: hey spoonsy, how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: dude it's a long story that isn't even funny anymore
Kid 2: no really how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: well this one guy told me a joke on a 6th grade retreat about spoons and wendys and i thought it was SOOO funny that i laughed... nickname.. yeah.
Kid 1: thats not even funny
Kid 2: yeah fat ass
spoonsy: ????? 0.o
kid 1: im hungry
spoonsy: I am hunger

by Adam Swan February 11, 2008

SpoonSpoon

To act in accordance with SpoonSpoon Law stating that as a girl, you must lie to the men that you sleep with to get what you want, use them for whatever they got, then endlessly talk smack about them to all your friends as if you aren't the lying cheating whore you really are.

Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!

by Abused September 19, 2007

Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

spoonihan

A foolish person who perpetrates a silly blunder (usually in the presence of several or many people), thereby prompting a repeating chant of "Spoonihan!" from those present, directed at *the* Spoonihan.

Mate did you hear that? The DJ just properly fluffed up that track! (all chant) "SPOONIHAN!...SPOONIHAN!...SPOONIHAN!"

by Victor Stone January 8, 2006