spataro

A low-education, egotistical, narcissistic person that is not only easily manipulated to believe mistruths, but is used by people smarter than them to spread said mistruths and influence other low-education people. Often used as a bull horn to spread misinformation. They are well versed at orchestrating lies and manipulating unsuspecting low-education people, often at the request of their handlers. They tend to crave attention, bordering on a need of worship.

Don't be acting like a Spataro.

by Evelyn Colman December 14, 2019

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Bill Spata

“ that kid who was scraping the beta versions off Microsoft's back end database before Microsoft Window versions were coming out in the 90's, taking Beta versions and I was hacking them so they were no longer operating like Microsoft - they were operating his way, you know, when he was probably like 12,13,14.”

BILL SPATA, that kid

by Billspata March 25, 2022

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

shoat

n. a young pig

v. to get shoated

n. I feel like a shoat that has been skewered on a stick.

v. the bouncer shoated me when he let my friends in and not me.

by Amy Redmond July 21, 2005

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

Sloating

First coined by a rapper 'booty busche' and his home skillet, the 'golden retriever,' in a froyo shop during a crazy night in New York, which included adventure time and the consumption of a mario mushroom, "Sloating" is...
V. The act of being utterly awesome; chivalrous, honorable, honest, strong, fun, respectable and respectful, courageous and above all, sexy, desirable and swaggalicious. There's no better way of putting it, but when a person's SLOATING (ability to sloat) is so good, they are respected enough to be deemed a 'sloat'...The next level up from that is known as a 'sexy sloat', and after that you're known as a 'sloater'. Many Kudos to you. You'll be getting more than winks at this stage.

Broski: Dude let's go rock some boats?!?!
Dude: Brochad, how bout we go sloat some boats?
Broski: Now that's sloating...Is Jensen ready?
Dude: Mr. Busche is ;) may I take your order mam?
Dudette: Of course ;)... you're fine a sloater Ernie

by Brodacious Bo January 2, 2013