spluge

the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.

Son: Dad, I think I just spluged.
Dad: I was worried this would happen

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

by Jym September 17, 2006

Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021

Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.

"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"

by trombonerguy December 9, 2013

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

Slurge

The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.

Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.

by BreakfastConnoisseur June 20, 2010