poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

Splash Damage

1. While using the bathroom, water splashes up from the toilet bowl and hits you in the butt.

2. Injury caused by being in the blast radius of a weapon like the BFG9000 or a rocket launcher.

1. Japanese toilets may be odd, but they cut down on splash damage.

2. Player1 discovered splash damage.

by Player 1 April 28, 2006

Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.

Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.

by Reddit March 29, 2009

Splash Guard

To put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power poop to eliminate sound and splashback

I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.

by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009

slosh boll

When a guy's douchebag level is so high that he is regarded by many as constantly "sloshing balls" around in his mouth.

You know that douchebag Josh?" "You mean slosh boll?

by How Many Miles Per Malin May 15, 2011

splash drive

A flash drive that is loaded with bukake/money shot videos.

Hey bro, can I borrow your splash drive. I need some lighter fluid for when I BBQ alone.

by Tudaan April 16, 2014

Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011