Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008

Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016

splooge

Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.

They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)

by Hastimata June 6, 2018

Splooge

to ejaculate manly juices aka sperm.

my roommate left her splooged clothes on the floor

by mrtr July 19, 2018

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

Splooge

n/a

Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on

by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021

splooge

The act of fucking a watermelon

"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."

by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021