yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky City

The City of vehicular manslaughter and warcrimes

Ayo you ready to go to Yoinky Sploinky City?

by Yoinky Sloinky and Georgisim March 22, 2022

yoinky sploinky

A slur

Bro don’t be a yoinky sploinky.

by Gayhomphope September 18, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move

"YOOOO he just hit the yoinky sploinky!!"

by Painbreak April 29, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024