spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

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Cock Splice

the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.

That crazy bitch took a log splitter and gave him a cock splice

Man that bitch is a cock splice

by The Riddlers March 30, 2009

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spline

The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.

SPLINE!... We’re goni’ to heaven.

by asa November 16, 2003

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Slizer

Elite Hax0r

Man, Slizer is GOD!

by OMGWTFASL November 22, 2003

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Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

by Samanawich April 24, 2009

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