splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Splittercore

A faster and more intense form of speedcore.

Hotdamn. Splittercore pwns you.

by Someone. January 3, 2005

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

Cleavage Splitter

An object found between the cleavage, usually a dick, that breaks apart the foundation of the boob twins and can be commonly referred as a tittyfucker.

Guy 1: God Dave really split dem titties.
Guy 2: Yea he sure is one hell of a Cleavage Splitter.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006