Springer

A crude smoking device constructed out of a length of tubing and a glass bottle from a Spring Valley Juice.

1. Yo, pack us up a springer.

2. Kalvin arched his neck back as he took the full brunt of the springer.

by nanoloop August 17, 2009

springer

v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show

My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!

by anonymous May 13, 2005

springerfication

The complete degradation of the general media due to the influence of The Jerry Springer Show. Going the trashy route.

One :
Betty: Woah, what's going on in finance? Jenn is really getting a bit outrageous with her attire.
Bob: I know. I am personally enjoying her total springerfication, if you know what I mean ;.

Two :
Betty: Did you hear what happened to Don Imus? Like, was he fired? What happened?
Bob: I know. It's true. And after the complete mass-Springerfication of television media I thought you could pretty much get away with anything.

by sinusbrady April 20, 2007

the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

Springer Buffalo

An enormous woman who chrages at the object of her anger while appearing on Jerry Springer

LOOK OUT! there's a Springer Buffalo coming at you!

by Tenarr July 1, 2005

sphering

Sexual act. Inserting an inflatable object, such as a beach ball, into the anus and then inflating it.

We were sphering last night and the balloon popped on us. I had to go to the ER to get it out!

by what will they think of next August 24, 2006

Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009