Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011

Splersh

The little drop of water that occasionally splashes back into your butt hole while pooping.

"I got splershed good on that deuce."
"I wish I had a splersh guard on my toilet..."

by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014

Splearf Engargay

Splearf Engargay is the phrase that defines people who like to get their swerve on especially at dance parties that nobody else goes to.

That one guy is so cool and lame because of his Splearf Engargay at that Valentine's party.

by thearmysharkofdeath February 13, 2015

Sperf

The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf

My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods

by Ranqestador July 1, 2015

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

Splarf

When you are going so fast you barf, and it hits you or someone close to you.

I threw up and the guy next to me got splarfed!

by VixtheKrankster February 15, 2017