s'plain

v. s'plained, s'plainin'

1. To define; make comprehensible.

>ohh dawg! when yo' girl finds out you been cheatin', you gonna have some s'plainin' to do!

>S'plain THIS!

by Alabama Worley April 26, 2006

landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

Spain

The Third member of the Bad Touch Trio(BTT) and is believed to be a pedophile. He is very laid back, he's a looker, loves women, and has cooking skills equal to France's.

P1:BECKY OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!

by TimeLady February 4, 2015

Spling

To laugh out loud.

Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular

L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'

Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"

SPLING!

by Captain Rathbone November 6, 2010

Spain

Spain is a beautiful country on Southwestern Europe. It has excellent wines and foods, bullfighting (I don't like it too) and very nice people.

IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.

A: Hey! Did you know where I've been this holidays? At Spain!
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)

by MLob June 2, 2011

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

Splainy

To ask someone to explain something.

The first known occurence of this bastardization of the word "explain" is found in the "Chosen" episode of the television series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Currently in heavy usage on message boards everywhere.

ANGEL: I brought something else as well.

(He removes a silver amulet with a multi-faceted crystal at its center from his pocket.)

BUFFY: I can already tell you, I have nothing that goes with that.

ANGEL: It’s not for you.

BUFFY: Splainy?

by pareidolic May 6, 2004