sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

sphincter fog

A really pungent fart.

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.

by the Paintman January 18, 2005

ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.

wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."

by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006

sphincter

To borrow, take, or steal.

Eh let me sphincter a dollar son!

by aa-k December 10, 2007

Sphincter Licking

the act of placing one tongue inside someones rectum. and massaging around the insides and walls of the rectum. also known as an ass pash

Oi, bro my wife cleaned my ass by giving me a sphincter licking massage.

toni likes it when evan is sphincter licking her!

by pussayyyyy November 22, 2011

sphincter cowboy

noun: a guy who likes to put his weiner in another man's butthole.

He pounded his boyfriend's ass like a real sphincter cowboy

by itsmemike February 16, 2009

anal sphincter

Some would say quite similar to the asshole, the anal sphincter is like a little drawstring that loosens and tightens up your asshole when things are coming in and out of it.

My grandma has shit constantly flowing out of her asshole, she must have a problem with her anal sphincter.

by Tor Coolguy January 23, 2005