Fastest possibly human speed. Commonly exhibited when running to one’s tv to watch the latest episode of drag race
by Cottagecore4 November 16, 2018
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019
A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.
Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.
Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!
Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!
by CognitiveFuel April 09, 2023
When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.
I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.
by Marcus Solomon November 09, 2007
by T-Strom July 11, 2008
Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.
by Kevin Rocks August 01, 2009
by Grizzlolol September 01, 2016