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spalculate

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".
well you really spalculated that one!
by ta May 7, 2004
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Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.
Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.
by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009
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Dick-Spatula

A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."

GF: "How'd that go?"

Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."

GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"

Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012
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Spatula

When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013
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spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"
by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
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spatchulate

It was up when i said my mate bentley uses a spatchula(cooking untensil)to please a girl.

Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole
Bentley Spatchulated sarah.
Sarah says to Bentley "Spachulate" me.
by Shepo August 4, 2004
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spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 2, 2005
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