ice skating

- When you are bombed out on Ice (crystal meth) and other main narcotics. It's a term you would use if your g/f was at the crib and you wanted to talk about 'the game'.

Mac- "oh so how was the football game"

B summer- " i dunno man been ice skating since Sunday night- crashed h herberts crib and got business done"
Sj= I remember that crib

1. I just saw J russ ice skating down the road- I think he is smoked

2. "Man i'v been ice skating for 3 days now"-

by brown bear gton July 13, 2011

Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

Fagure Skating

Men's figure skating. Essentially, gay men figure skating.

"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."

by Olympicfan February 18, 2010

jam skating

a type of breakdancing on quad skates

I went jam skating at the local skating rink on sat.

by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006

Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014

sparing sans

It is equivalent to getting killed or losing in a basketball type fashion with fun music in the background.

I got dunked on! You must have been sparing sans.undertale dunked on genocide

by The comic sans April 20, 2016

Skating

The only job MC Aircrew does successfully. Aircrew are the Tony Hawks of the military. They are professional skaters. They can skate through all weather and conditions. They all hide and sleep, play on phones, or go back to their rooms and watch movies. They will do anything and say anything to not have to work.

Gunny: Hey Marines time for the gradiation run.

Aircrew Students: *All run to back room and begin the skating process of hiding and getting out of work and PT.

Gunny: Hey Marines we need to clean.

Aircrew students: *All become sick and skate to Nomi and Branch Medical to get out of working*

by Lance Corndog of Aircrew January 5, 2017