snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!

by westernpig July 28, 2006

snappledragon

Sharing a likeness with a person, a doppelganger

Faker is He-Man's snappledragon.

by willfastcore February 6, 2010

Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!

I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!

by futang June 28, 2012

snapplelicious

1. describe something that deserves an "oh snap", but to a higher intensity or degree level

2. crackle pop snapplelicious

Friend: I just got fifty thousand dollars.
Me: snapplelicious!

by randomness2 October 17, 2012

apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..

hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

strawberry kiwi snapple

it's a drink, period queen. basically the best snapple flavor ykkk. me and anthony made this on facetime so yes😌

"What drink do you want? A strawberry kiwi snapple!"

by bjayberookkyn November 29, 2020

snapple

Syn. See Delicious

My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.

by Miki December 27, 2005