Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016

Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

Lord Spag

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.

The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.

by Braddobobfly July 18, 2018

little spag’s

When you send a soft dick pic to someone you like.

“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”

“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”

“No shot that works”

“Just wait and see”

by Pussyslayer6000 March 28, 2019

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille

FAKE SPAG IS HOME

by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019

Spag

Slang for spaghetti

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.

by Qaztec May 14, 2018