i trip to make the fall shorter

I get stoned to ease the pain.

It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.

by homegiirlwewe August 26, 2017

sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy

"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"

by porkch0p October 23, 2005

Sorcerer's slip

Unexpected, and sometimes unintended, but always consensual sexual entry of another person's orifice.

"I can't believe you went home with Eddie yesterday."

"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."

"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."

by Ansube0113 January 12, 2022

sorted

To be well organised.

She's so sorted.
Now that the paperwork is sorted I can find what I need easily.
He sorted the browser bookmarks into categories.

by Lissky September 4, 2004

Sorcery

That of which experienced sorcerers (like me) use.

Guy: I just pushed you down a virtual well
Girl: I got back up
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery

by KC&MB March 17, 2010

sorted

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.

Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?

by rubbish gays September 3, 2003

Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010