snoozered

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.

I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!

by kat51 May 12, 2009

Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

Soomer

A simp and a coomer

Bruh my friend Jason is such a Soomer

by leafythekid444 April 15, 2020

Snoozerville

Snoozerville is a place of restville sleep that is so good that you would have to have been there to recognize such a
euphoric state of relaxation.

"Now that the 11 o'clock news is over, it is time to go to Snoozerville so I can get up early in the morning".

by Robert T. Westbrook November 7, 2007

Snoozery

A lengthy conversation or email about something so boring it causes attention deficit disorder, and/or narcolepsy due to extreme disinterest.

Oh geez, that guy likes to tell me all the details of his boring work issues from start to finish - what a Snoozery !

by KeiraC March 29, 2009

Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009