National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.

Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019

Johnny Depp someone

Actively accusing an innocent person of a crime or unlawful or immoral act that they did not commit, knowing full well who did it or even being the person who did it.

"I'm gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they're gonna want to crawl into a hole and die." - Tek Knight (played by Derek Wilson) in The Boys spinoff Gen V (Season 1, Episode 4)
"Amber Turd "

by TheKing980 October 6, 2023

leading someone on

to do stuff with someone, without wanting a real relationship with them

chad made out with angela, but then told her the next day that he didnt want anything to do with her. she liked him a lot and so she yelled at him in front of the whole school that he was a prime example of leading someone on

by Carisandra December 30, 2008

cuttin' someones lunch

to have a crack at someone else's woman. Cutting the lunch that someone else prepared.

"Jeff you're cuttin' someones lunch here mate!"

by Laurain February 1, 2006

under someone's wing

Taking someone under your care and protection.

Being under someone's wing means they want to look after you

by Bird66 July 6, 2014

someone's got jokes!

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!

by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006

shit in someone's hand

Verb. To betray someone.

I thought he was an ally, but Hitler shat in my hand and invaded my Western border.
-Stalin (rough translation)

by Kevin Sanchez-Windsor February 14, 2005