Softie

The literal opposite of a baddie
1.Wear pink lipstick
2. Wear pink everything
3.Laugh
4 Congrats! You’re weird now

Baddie:You’re weird
Softie:Waaaaaa

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Softie

Radhika

Radhika is a softie

by Radhika is a softie August 8, 2023

softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Softie

Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people

God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.

by D0n-_-Pach1n0 December 10, 2021

Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024