Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Sob's Dome

An urban legend well-known througout the northeast of a young boy named Chris Roberts whose genitals have evolved into a fungal mess, the shape of a shower head. Can be used as a public storage device for absolutely any object or entity on the planet.

Sein - Hey, have you seen my textbook?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?

by Galon Avery December 14, 2008

Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

sob x rbe

sob x rbe is a rap group located in vallejo in the crest where shit he’s funky nigga.

S-strictly

O-only
B-brothers

X

R-real
B-boi
E-entertainment

there r 4 rappers in da group Lul g, daboii, yhung t.o, and slimmy b

aye that’s lul g from sob x rbe

by yungblacknigga April 23, 2018

throb n' sob

Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background

Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week

by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015

GFY U SOB

Go Fuck Yourself U Son Of a Bitch

GFY U SOB!!!!! U piss me off

by hookerboy May 16, 2010

sob on my knob

When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.

Dude i broke up with Jenna last night but i still got some sob on my knob

by Eddie Steinfeld December 17, 2006