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scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
by Neil January 28, 2005
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smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.
You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.
by smouze November 7, 2011
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Cosmic Scouser

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie
He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking
by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020
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plastic scouser

a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"
by joe_red August 30, 2006
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scousetto

The false accent usage from woolybacks (None Scousers)
"Eh eh calm down" along with the stupid Harry Enfieldesque hand waving, in a high-pitched scousetto voice.
by Wagster July 18, 2006
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Slouse

Combination of slum and house.
A Slouse is a place of ill repute where the failures of life reside as one unit. Shame and honor are popular emotions that Slouse dwellers experience.

Coined by the group EFVC in 2008.
"I went to the Slouse the other day and lost my cell phone, pants, and dignity."
by Keets Reese October 9, 2008
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SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.
"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"
by Paul April 4, 2005
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