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sneaky long 

When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.
Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole

Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."
sneaky long by StereoBlows September 10, 2016
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Sneaky Beagle 

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls
Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.
Sneaky Beagle by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

sneaky link

A term most popular in Gen Z and onwards, “sneaky link” is a combination of the verb to link (which means to meet up/hang out) and sneaky (which means to be discreet).

Because of the nature of how these two terms interact, the compound noun “sneaky link” is most commonly used to refer to a hookup, though it can also be used to describe a friends-with-benefits relationship.
Friend 1: What’s good witchu bruh, I know you tryna smoke tonight.

Friend 2: Ayum you know I would, but I got a sneaky link tonight, you feel me?

Friend 1: Nah I gotchu mane. Go do yo thang.
sneaky link by anonymous January 5, 2022

sneaky jimmy 

to be having sex with a girl then suddenly and forcefully sneaking your penis into her anus
That bitch started talkin' shit...so I had to give her the sneaky jimmy.
sneaky jimmy by AD Class May 15, 2007

Sneakhug 

The act of sneaking up on someone, almost ninja-like, and giving them a hug.
It was first introduced in an episode of the show "Scrubs" when JD hugs Dr.Cox by surprise. The moment he hugs Dr Cox he yells: "Sneakhug!".
To sneakhug, first you have to make sure that the person you are attempting to sneakhug is occupied, like while they are talking,hug them while saying 'Sneakhug!'
Sneakhugs, at the right moment, can be a wonderful experience that can bring joy to an otherwise dull and monotonous day. At the wrong moment however, they can lead to the 'sneakhugger' being slapped in the face or suffering other bodily injuries.
Ash: So yeah, and then I...

*Stephen sneakhugs Ash*

Ash: Ah!What the hell Stephen?!?
Sneakhug by Holysock and Evans December 18, 2008
He is always first in the lunch line. He is an enderman, unhinging his jay and screaming while he teleports himself to the front of the lunch line. He is very attractive.
SneakyJ is first in the lunch line again!!
SneakyJ by I Know... I See... April 24, 2019

sneaky pinters 

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.
"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
sneaky pinters by pissartist October 19, 2019