Snake

my ex

my ex is a snake

by BABY snnopdogg June 5, 2018

Snake

Some who is an ass and hurts you, or the freaky scary ass animal.

"She's such a snake"

*slides across floor*

J-Hope: I hate snakeu

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

snaked

when someone gets you from the back while in a fight so basically getting jumped

that wasn’t a fair fight, she snaked you

by someone teeheee November 6, 2019

snaking

to perform an action which is considered to be sneaky and sly, similar to that of a serpant.

Davis: "Arghh i've just come back from Lucy's house"

Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"

Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"

"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"

by King Of Treatsss January 12, 2010

snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 3, 2014

snake

Penis

He's got a really long snake.

by clitoris October 19, 2003

snaking

The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.

Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.

Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.

I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.

by Megalo Fidi August 3, 2010