smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.

My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.

by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

SLURCH

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017

smorch

when you kiss someone with morning breath

my girlfriend spent the night and when she woke up, she gave me the nastiest smorch.

by Gayel March 13, 2017

smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

slurch

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Slurch

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008

big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

by badsean April 26, 2006